Violent Domestic Call Reveals This Horrifying Situation…

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Harbourside, New South Wales, Australia – Numerous people reported a violent domestic call that sent Police rushing to a home in Wollstonecraft. Witnesses could hear a man threatening to kill a woman, who was screaming hysterically. Just remember things are not always what they seem.

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Yes, what sounded like a woman screaming was just a man trying to kill a spider –  Facebook photo

The violent domestic call

Here is the Facebook post from the Harbourside LAC Police:

21/11/2015 Wollstonecraft 2.00am. Police received numerous calls in relation to a violent domestic, with reports of a woman screaming hysterically, a man yelling “I’m going to kill you, your dead! Die Die!!”, with the sounds of furniture being tossed around the unit. Numerous police cars responded to the address and began banging on the door. A man answered the door, out of breath and rather flushed with the following conversation:

Police: “Where’s your wife”
Male: “umm I don’t have one”
Police: “Where your girlfriend”
Male: “umm I don’t have one”
Police: “We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?”
Male: “I don’t know what you’re talking about I live alone”
Police: “Come on mate people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit”

At this point the male became very sheepish.

Police: “come on mate, what have you done to her.”
Male: “it was a spider”
Police “Sorry??”
Male: “It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police :”what about the women screaming?”
Male: “Yeah sorry that was me, I really really hate spiders”

As it turns out the male was chasing a rather large spider around the unit with a can or [of] mortein. After a very long pause some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left.

C.r.a.p. happens

Note: Mortein is a pest control product. The Harbourside police remarked that they are beginning to suspect a spider conspiracy, as this incident isn’t the only spider situation they’ve responded to. There was that unfortunate explosion in  Kirribilli in 2013. In that incident, the homeowner was trying to kill a spider with Mortein and accidentally blew up her washing machine.

Some of the spiders in Australia are gargantuan. Really really big. And deadly. Don’t forget deadly. EEEEKKK!

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