Hillary Clinton 2017: New Motto, Fresh Rhymes, and Dominatrix?

 In Breaking News, Politics

The 2017 model of Hillary Clinton is here whether anybody likes it or not. She’s back with a new motto, fresh rhymes, and a leather, purple pantsuit. In fact, when she spoke to a women’s business group in San Francisco this week, the only things she was missing were her whip and a ball gag.

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She’s so inspiring!

Mrs. Clinton is still trying to figure out who she is, and where she wants to go, following her smack down at the hands of Donald Trump last fall. She told a few jokes and then wowed the audience with her amazing new motto:

Resist, Insist, Persist, Enlist.

Yes, it’s an incredible use of the English language that is sure to fire up Democrats everywhere. You feel empowered just reading it, don’t you? Then again, what else should we expect from a Socialist, Opportunist, Feminist, Elitist?

Her people were so clever to come up with that great motto. If she really wanted to rhyme and leave an impression with the crowd, she could have added the following to her performance:

We must resist, insist, persist, enlist. But also stay pissed, get my gist, shake that fist, consider yourself dissed, cause we won’t subsist, or just exist, not when we friends with jihadists. Give this sister an assist, drink Sunkist, and if you got ‘rhoids better see a proctologist. We won’t be dismissed, when I twist my wrist better check my blacklist, it’s up on craigslist. Now it’s time I desist, God I hate nativists, but I gotta have my doc look at this sebaceous cyst. Peace, sisters! Word to your mothers.

It does appear that after urging the country to give President Trump a chance in the days after the election, Hillary has decided to throw in with the “resistance.”

So, while most of us wish she would just go away, the leather-wearing dominatrix wannabe probably feels there’s still money to be made on the Clinton name. And you never leave money on the table.

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