Did Jeff Foxworthy Write the Muslim jokes floating around the net?

 In opinion, Politics, religion

Jeff Foxworthy is a respected comedian who makes fun of everyone- equal opportunity targeting, as it were. He is famous for his redneck jokes (such as you might be a redneck if your screen door keeps more bugs in than out”). But in actual fact, according to Snopes, he did NOT  write the list of Muslim jokes that is currently circulating the internet.

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Jeff Foxworthy photo via jefffoxworthy.com

The list of jokes has been floating around the ‘net since 2010 in various forms. But just because Jeff didn’t write them doesn’t mean they aren’t funny. And there are Muslim versions of the redneck jokes out there as well…none of them are as funny as these of course.

Jeff Foxworthy has a self-deprecating kind of down-home Southern humor, and these didn’t fit that pattern.  But here they are- doesn’t matter who wrote them, they will make you laugh.

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The ” M ” (MUSLIM) word…
Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the Muslims!

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim

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