Can You Die From Too Much Porn? This Guy Did

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Is it possible to die from too much porn? It is if you own six tons (13,228 pounds to be exact) of pornographic magazines and that pile of mags falls on you. A 50 year-old Japanese man suffered such a fate, and his death wasn’t discovered for six months.

The man, known only as Joji, was discovered in his apartment by his landlord when the owner came by because he hadn’t received any rent from the man for several months.

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A cleaning team was brought in to haul away the adult magazines discreetly, in an attempt to keep it from neighbors, and also so the victim’s family would not be shamed by the incident.

He came and went so fast.

A member of the cleaning crew said there were porn magazines stacked on every shelf and counter in the man’s apartment. Authorities couldn’t determine if the man died, fell, and the magazines fell on him later, entombing the man in his porn collection, or if he died as a result of a mountain of porn falling on top of him.

Either way, the cleaners say he died doing what he loved. And even if he had survived an avalanche of the mags burying him unexpectedly, it would have been nearly impossible to dig himself out one-handed.

At the time of death, the poor guy probably didn’t know if he was coming or going. Authorities assume the man only read the magazines for the insightful articles, like everybody does, but he must have been a hoarder to let the porn collection get so out of control.

The coroner stated that this is a form of sexual behavior that can never be viewed as “safe sex.” “It doesn’t matter if he had been wearing a condom when this occurred. That wouldn’t have saved him in an incident like this one. He just loved porn too much.”

It’s unclear why the man hadn’t gone digital by now, downloading adult content from the internet like a normal person. The life expectancy is much longer for those who get their naked fix on a computer, rather than living surrounded by mountains of T & A on paper. RIP, dude.


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