Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children reaches 70 million + people per month through our digital network. Some of those networks include:

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Online Store
  • Blog
  • Pinterest
  • Google +
  • YouTube
  • and more…

The effectiveness of Uncle Sams Misguided Children online marketing tools have been proven for years through the success of our online store. We are loyal to our fanbase and want to bring them relevant, non-intrusive advertisements. If you are interested in becoming part of the Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children network, please see the information below.

Advertise on our Website

406,000+ Average Monthly Visitors






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  • Male: 80%
  • Female: 20%


  • 18-24: 7%
  • 25-34: 20%
  • 35-44: 24%
  • 45-54: 25%
  • 55-64: 16%
  • 65+: 8%


  • United States: 95%
  • Other: 5%


We have three advertisement options available based on the size and location of your ad.

Right Sidebar Ad:

  • Description: An image that is showcased in the right sidebar of every article. These are displayed from top to bottom in a first-come-first-serve basis.
  • Size: 310×150
  • Price: $2,500 / Month

Content Banner Ad:

  • Description: A banner image that is showcased within the content of every article. These are displayed in a slider format where your ad will be circulated evenly with other content banner ads.
  • Size: 1140×200
  • Price: $4,500 / Month

Top Banner Ad:

  • Size: 1140×200
  • Description: A banner image that is showcased at the very top of each article PLUS will show up on our homepage at https://news.unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/
  • Price: $8,500 / Month

If you don’t have a designer, don’t worry! We have custom design services and can create an image for you for an additional fee.

4 Easy Steps to Advertise With Us

  • Contact Us

    Fill out the contact form below

  • Wait for a Response

    We'll contact you regarding your ad

  • Create Your Image

    Create your ad to be placed on the site

  • Pay Your Deposit

    Pay your deposit with us and you're done!

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